Friday, 20 July 2012

POTTERING AROUND ITALY

The husband, Baby A and I just got back from our first family holiday - 2 weeks in Italy. I had never been to Italy before (which usually prompted the reaction “WHAT?? You’ve Never been EVER? You must have?” No, I wasn't lying. It seems to be a rite of passage into, well, life. Everyone is so incredibly passionate about Italy which must have rubbed off from the Italians themselves as they are the most passionate people on the planet. So instead of boring you with a long drawn out post on the joys of the place which it seems everyone was aware of well before me, I’ll do a quick summary.


Yes, it was as beautiful as everyone had said.
Yes, the food was un-rivalled in it’s deliciousness I don’t understand how all Italians aren’t fat with the amount they eat. 
Yes, it now tops the list of "where would I have my holiday house if I won the lottery".
No, I don't understand how anything gets done as it seems restaurants/shops are open for half an hour a day, on different days.


It was also the first time I properly realised that I am a grown up because we willingly went to churches, an aquaduct, beautiful gardens and other touristy sites. Not only that, but I actually took photos of door frames which I remember my father doing when I was little and I just couldn't understand  how it was not the most ridiculously boring, pointless thing ever. Soon I will be listening to Radio 4. 


So there we have it, Italy has turned me into an adult. 
And now some pics of some Italian bits and pieces that I thought were rather lovely.




I'm not sure if there is a collective noun for shutters so I'm going to go right ahead and call this "a shitload of shutters".




And, my god shoot me now, this is the MOST perfect pool house WANT WANT WANT. Yes it’s an orangery - which were used purely for storing citrus fruits in the winter to keep them alive as they used to be a sign of wealth back in the day (I learnt that on our guided tour, see what I mean about being a grown-up?)Anyway, it's now top of my list of things that will go into Dream House. (This was at La Foce incase you're interested).




Here we have some trees and gates. I know, I'm good. We called these trees "Gladiator trees" because they line the drive up to the house in the film where the wife and kid are killed off. I'm not sure what the actual name is but I must be close. Love the nobbly pine cone looking gate posts in the middle.


Beautiful balconies. 
Nuff said.



They do know how to do a church don't they? 


(Sneaking into the picture above is Baby A's bunny Slaperjack - he just happened to be checking out the blue green hues of the roof of the Basilica of San Francesco when I took the photo).




A couple of lovely Italian buildings and a stunning garden. (I'm not really talking them up am I? I think the pics say it all, you don't need me making a hash of a description).




..some classic narrow Tuscan streets. I couldn't believe they actually look so postcard-esque (word?) but they do.


...and finally my favourite room of the trip - the sitting room at Borgo Della Marmotta. This is a communal room where all guests can go and hang out and have a drink from the honesty bar (...HUGE glasses of wine were a favourite from the honesty bar).




WANT those lamps off the drinks table... 




TTFN


ps. Our only restrained purchase while on holiday were these two pics which we found in an antique shop in Spoleto. They are 19th century designs for Sèvres porcelain (which ironically is French) but I LOVED them and the distressed frames too so I set the husband on to negotiate and we brought them back as hand luggage. They actually look dark in the pic but the frames are really blue matching the designs.





Now where to put them...



Thursday, 21 June 2012

HOTEL HEAVEN - LA SUITE, RIO DE JANEIRO

So family Lemon are all under the weather over here in Amsterdam so my mind has been wandering to happier times and warmer climes when the baby didn't have a viral infection (actually to be honest there was no baby), I had no sodding cold and the husband wasn't running a hot fever. Whilst looking for a picture for an upcoming blog post I found photos of an amazing hotel that we were lucky enough to stay in on our honeymoon so I'm taking a moment to wish I was back here...


Horizon Pool (La Suite website)


It's called LA SUITE - (Joatinga, Rio de Janeiro) and is run by a super cool gay couple with amazing taste. It's the kind of decor that would be slightly too bold for me ever to have in my (make-believe) house but perfect to ogle over in a hotel escape.There are just 7 rooms so it really is "boutique" and since we visited they have put in an infinity pool that looks back towards the city (above). Honestly, it's incredible.


Night view back to Rio (OLL)

In testament to how cool the hotel is, on day one the husband (who isn't very keen on lie ins) gets up super early, borrows a surfboard from the hotel and goes down to the beach. When he gets back he rushes in to inform me that there is the hottest woman he's ever seen is upstairs wearing just a dressing gown and red lipstick and being photographed. Turns out there is a shoot for Playboy going on in the hotel (just what every girl wants to happen on first day of honeymoon).


La Suite Main Room/Reception (Tablet Hotels)

So here you are, sit back and enjoy a few more pics of the incredibly pimp, playboy bunny ridden, awesomely decorated La Suite Hotel.


 Bedside Lamp yellow room (Mr and Mrs Smith)
WANT THESE!!


Black Suite (Tablet Hotels)

 Blue Room (Mr and Mrs Smith)

 Blue Room 2 (Mr and Mrs Smith)

 Green Room (Mr and Mrs Smith)


 Green Room (Mr and Mrs Smith)
(WHO KNEW? GREEN/BROWN/DASH OF PURPLE = LOVE)

 (La Suite Website)
WANT THAT TABLE


 La Suite corridor (La Suite website)

 Reception (La Suite website)

Morning outside (OLL)
AGAIN, REAL PANTON CHAIRS (I don't know why I'm surprised they are real but I have two reproductions which are crap. These ones weighed a TONNE!)

 Don't mind if I do (OLL)

Horizon pool (La Suite website)

Purple suite (Tablet)


 White Suite (Mr and Mrs Smith)
AND YES THOSE WARHOLS ARE REAL...

Yellow room (Tablet hotels)
DIE

 Yellow bathroom (Mr and Mrs Smith)


Yellow room view (Mr and Mrs Smith)
Ah bliss.
TTFN